Monday 8 August 2016

SERMON 84 - SUNDAY 7 AUGUST 2016


Sermon at All Saints’ Parish Church, Whiteparish – Sunday 7 August 2016
 Genesis 15:1-6; Hebrews 11:1-3; 8-16; Luke 12:32-40

May I speak in the name of the Father, Son and Holy Spirit.  Amen
There was a TV Series which ran between 1979 and 1988 of which I was particularly fond – not least because of the dancing girl at the beginning – I think it was probably one my Dad’s favourite too for that reason although probably in secret!  Can anyone think what it was?  Well a clue -  many of the stories came from East Anglia and some of these were introduced by Roald Dahl.  Still not got it? Well I mentioned one of the words in its title at the beginning of the service – yes “Tales of the Unexpected” – and this is the theme of our scripture readings today – the unexpected - just as last week we heard the story of the rich man who intended to store all his grain and lay back to enjoy his wealth when God demanded his life.  Despite his own planning  this was not planned for, not expected.  Even when we do go out of our way to plan our life then often circumstances or a lack of understanding of our surrounding will lead to results we never expected.

Roald Dahl illustrated this point in one of his famous “Tales of the Unexpected” short stories called “A Dip in the Pool” concerning his frequent character Mr. Botibol. 

Mr. Botibol is travelling across the ocean in a large transatlantic liner and wants desperately to win the passenger auction. Each night the captain of the ship estimates the distance that they will cover in the next 24 hours, and a range of possible numbers are then auctioned off to the guests. Whoever owns the correct number the next day wins the amount of money in the pool. Mr. Botibol notices that the sea has suddenly become very rough and that this will surely slow down the ship and throw off the captain’s estimate. Confident of victory, then, he uses his life savings to win the “low field” number (meaning any number more than 10 nautical miles less than the estimate). When he wakes up the next morning, though, the sea is calm and the ship is clearly making up for lost time. Mr. Botibol arrives at the desperate conclusion that jumping overboard is the only way to slow down the ship and therefore win the pool. He plans his strategy very carefully (as he thinks) and deliberately – he will wear light tennis clothes (so he can swim better), he will make sure another person witnesses his “fall” and reports it to the captain, and he will swim as far from the ship as possible so that it must turn completely astern to pick him up. He finds the deck deserted except for one older woman. After talking to her briefly he concludes that she is neither deaf nor blind, and within moments he has plunged into the water directly in front of her, screaming for help. The woman acts confused for a moment, then relaxes and watches the small bobbing man get further and further away. At the very end of the story, a bony woman comes out to collect the older lady and admonishes her for “wandering about” and telling stories and tells her that it is time for her medication. The old woman is seemingly a psychiatric patient or suffering from dementia!  The story ends with the ship ploughing on into the distance with Mr. Botibol bobbing up and down in the waves, desperately trying to attract the attention of the ever diminishing ship.

Well, the outcome for Mr. Botibol was certainly an unexpected one as the tale seeks to show.  How many times in our lives has the unexpected occurred?  We can never ever plan for the unexpected but we can be prepared for it.  Neither does unexpected have to be negative.

In our Old Testament reading this morning, we heard that Abram had resigned himself to the fact that at the ages of himself and his wife Sarah, he could not expect to have children and that his inheritance would pass to his kinsman Eliezer of Damascus. He cried out to God that as God had sought to make him childless then only a servant of his household would inherit.  This was in accordance with the then Jewish rules of inheritance.

But God reassures Abram that he will not be childless and that his heirs would be as numerous as the stars in the sky. It is such a lovely piece of prose and a wonderful reminder to all of us that for God nothing is impossible. There then takes place the covenant which is made between Abram and God – that the heirs of Abram shall be God’s chosen flock.  For Abram this was indeed an unexpected turn of events.  Sarai, his wife, was well beyond child bearing age and therefore it seemed to Abram to be an impossibility that that he could have legitimate heirs.  Indeed we later read in Genesis 16 how Abram sought to bring about God’s prophecy by producing a son, Ismael, through a liaison with Sarai’s maidservant, Hagar.  However, in another unexpected turn of events, Abram learns that Ismael isn’t meant to be his legitimate heir but Isaac born of Sarai. Abram’s attempt to bring about the prophecy is thwarted.  Abram attempted to plan things his way but God had other ideas.

In the letter to the Hebrews, the author seeks to remind his readers that it was because of Abram’s Faith, ultimately, that God did indeed do the unexpected and grant him a legitimate heir through Sarah.  It is well worth reading Chapter 11 in its entirety as it lists so many miracles and incredible unexpected turns of event which have occurred through Faith.  It reminds us that whatever we may think or do or plan, ultimately it is God who knows what lies ahead.

The bible is littered with this theme – Proverbs 16.9 says  “In his heart a man plans his course but the LORD determines his steps”; in Jeremiah 29.11 again “For I know the plans I have for you, … plans to prosper you and not to harm you” and again in Psalm 139.9 “… if I settle on the far side of the sea even there your hand will guide me, your right hand will hold me fast”.

I don’t preach pre-ordination – it is important that you know that I fully believe that to function fully as God’s creatures he gave us full free will to act independently and sometimes foolishly. However,  if we live by Faith, by believing that he is our Creator and as such we are stewards of the world he created, that he sent down Jesus Christ his only Son and left us the Holy Spirit to guide and protect us and to follow Christ’s teachings, then God will always be there for us and ensure the best for us;  even if that is not what we are expecting or planning for ourselves.  It gives us a great sense of freedom to know that if we do “muck up”, God will be there to pick up the pieces and help us put our lives back together again if only we have the humility and wisdom to ask for his help through prayer.  Sometimes we can be very surprised indeed when he does this and I can think of so many examples where people have reached a very low ebb in their lives only to have their lives restored and feel the fullness of God’s grace after prayer and the refreshing of their Faith.

But we mustn’t ever let our guard slip or sit back on our laurels – especially when we are in the good times. We can so easily forget God, we can so easily ignore him when we are enjoying life to the full.  We can become careless in our devotions and thereby allow our Faith to slip.  This is what Jesus is saying in our gospel reading today.

Jesus in these few words is reminding us again that to store up treasures for ourselves in this world means that those treasures will remain in this world after we have moved on – but if we use those treasures wisely for the good of others as is expected as mere tenants of the world, not owners but just passing through, then we shall store up treasures in the next – for we do not know when Jesus might return in judgment and so we must act as though that could be at any time.  In other words, we should not be found wanting in our Faith at any time.

My grandfather used to dig graves for a churchyard in Norfolk.  He also assisted in laying out the bodies.  He never stored up riches for himself but lived frugally and gave generously.  I remember him saying, on more than one occasion, that all the times he has been involved in funerals he has never seen pockets in  a funeral shroud.  “You take nothing into the world and you can take nothing out” he would say.

The unexpected does occur.  We can prepare for it but we cannot plan it.  Mr. Botibol could have, I suppose, equipped himself with a life jacket and some provisions but he could never have expected that the old lady he so carefully cultivated would not be believed.

Only God has planned when he will return; only God has planned when our term on this Earth will come to an end; only God knows his plans for us.  We must pray constantly that our lives and own plans follow along his steps for us and ask for his guidance when things, usually through our own actions, go wrong.  Unlike Mr. Botibol’s ship, God will never abandon us and sail away without noticing our plight.  Have Faith and always trust in God – then we can cope with the unexpected and hope for the future.

 Amen

 

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